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Three Priestesses
Three Wiccan priestesses are on a hiking trip when they reach a river.
The eldest priestess doesn't even pause, but confidently walks across the river.
The second priestess, a bit younger, looks at the river and thinks,
"If she can do it, I can do it," and walks across.
The third and youngest of the three looks at the river and thinks,
"If they can do it, I can do it," and promptly falls into the river.
As she paddles to the other side, the second priestess says to the
first, "You think we shoulda told her about the stepping stones?"
The first priestess says, "What stepping stones?"
Blessed Be!
Color Attribute
Black: Banishing, Crone Magick, Mourning, Loss, Meditation, Abstinence, Feminine Divine
Blue: Peace, Healing, Tranquility, Truth, Sleep, Prophetic Dreams, Friendship, Physical Protection, Hope
Brown: Animal Magick, Home, Locate Lost Objects
Gold: Solar Deities, God (Masculine Divine)
Gray: Neutral
Green: Beauty, Employment, Fertility, Healing, Success, Good Luck, Prosperity, Money, Rejuvenation, Masculine Divine
Orange: Creativity, Attraction, Stimulate Energy, Legal Matters, Success, New Home
Pink: Love, Honour, Friendship, Fidelity, Femininity
Purple: Psychic Ability, Wisdom, Spirituality, Success, Independence, Spiritual Growth, Power, Healing, Feminine Divine
Red: Lust, Strength, Courage, Power, Health, Energy, Vitality, Love, Magnetism, Willpower
Silver: Remove Negativity, Encourage Stability, Psychic Protection, Goddess (Feminine Divine)
White: Meditation, Healing, Truth, Peace, Spiritual Strength, Lunar Magick, Purity, Protection, Happiness, Masculine Divine
Yellow: Charm, Confidence, Attraction, Wisdom, Visions, Psychic Powers, Mental Powers, New Home
We've all heard about the harvest moon. Did
you know the moon has names for the other
eleven months. Here they are.
January: Wolf Moon
February: Ice or Snow Moon
March: Storm or Worm Moon
April: Growing or Pink Moon
May: Hare or Flower Moon
June: Mead or Strawberry Moon
July: Hay or Buck Moon
August: Corn or Sturgeon Moon
September: Harvest Moon
October: Blood or Hunter's Moon
November: Snow or Beaver Moon
December: Cold Moon
Simple Friend Vs. Real Friend!!
Anyone can stand by you when you are right, but a
Friend will stand by you even when you are wrong...
A simple friend identifies herself when she calls.
A real friend doesn't have to.
A simple friend opens a conversation with a full news bulletin on her life.
A real friend says, "What's new with you?"
A simple friend thinks the problems you whine about are recent.
A real friend says, "You've been whining about the same thing for years. Get off your duff and do something about it."
A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in her address book.
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.
A simple friend hates it when you call after she has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps herself.
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight.
A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!
Author Unknown
A Pagan dies and, to his great surprise, he finds himself standing before some pearly gates. The Pagan asks, "Where am I?"
Peter says, "You're at the gates of heaven."
The Pagan says, "But I don't believe in heaven."
Peter frowns at him. "You're one of those Pagans, aren't you?"
"Yes. I believe I'm in the wrong place; I'm supposed to go to Summerland."
Peter says, "Sorry. We took over Summerland, and it's temporarily closed for remodeling."
"What should I do now?"
Peter says, "Well, since we don't allow Pagans in heaven, you have to go to hell. Sorry. Just follow that path that leads downward and to the left."
The Pagan walks down to hell, where the gates are standing open. He walks in and finds beautiful meadows, happy animals, and clear streams of water.
He walks on in and begins exploring, and after a few minutes a courtly gentleman walks up to him and bows politely. "Hello, I'm Satan. You must be the guy that St. Peter phoned me about. Are you a Pagan?"
"Yes, I am. What's going to happen now?"
Satan says, "Well, the fishing's pretty good, if you enjoy that sort of thing. There's a little refreshment stand down the road. And I believe the Pagan meeting grounds are right over the next hill."
Suddenly, a hole opens up in the sky above, and a yawning chasm opens directly underneath it. The stench of sulphur fills the air. Hundreds of screaming, tortured souls drop down into the flaming pit, which immediately closes up with a thud.
The Pagan, hardly believing what he just saw, asks Satan, "And what was THAT ???"
Satan rolls his eyes. "Oh, just ignore them. They're Christians; they wouldn't have it any other way."
THE BLESSED BEE
